Personal Assistant
Ottawa, ON, CA, Canada
Job Description
WANTED: Handler/Hostess for "The Caveman" (Christopher Michael Egarhos)
Pay:
$20/hr (Yes, above minimum wage. You're earning every cent.)Location:
Wherever chaos meets charm.Schedule:
Irregular. Like him.Are you built for unpredictability?
Do you have the instincts of a nightclub bouncer, the finesse of a diplomat, and the calm of a hostage negotiator?
We're hiring a
Handler/Hostess
for Christopher Michael Egarhos -- a.k.a.The Caveman
-- and this job isn't for the faint of heart.Who You Are:
Age 20 to 35-40 (mentally sharp, emotionally tougher) Solid build -- you won't be wrestling bears, but close Speak fluent English and fluent "WTF is going on right now?" Can read a room before it explodes Willing to act as human shield, buzzkill, peacekeeper, or extraction team -- depending on the vibe Comfortable making snap calls in sticky situations Able to walk into chaos and walk The Caveman right back out
What You'll Do:
Keep situations cool when they start heating up Step in when things get weird (and they will) Know when it's time to vanish before it's too late Represent with just enough grace to not start a riot
If you've ever been the "mom friend," a club bouncer, or the one who talks the group out of trouble -- you already get it.
Serious applicants only. If you're soft, scroll on.
This is part handler, part bodyguard, part therapist, and 100% wild ride.
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY, POSITION IS TIME SENSITIVE SO PLEASE DO NOT WASTE OUR TIME.
Job Types: Full-time, Part-time, Casual, Freelance
Pay: Up to $20.00 per hour
Work Location: In person
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Job Detail
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Job IdJD3208657
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IndustryNot mentioned
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Total Positions1
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Job Type:Part Time
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Salary:Not mentioned
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Employment StatusPermanent
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Job LocationOttawa, ON, CA, Canada
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EducationNot mentioned